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Desire planet, I've dreamt of it

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For you, tomorrow,
Get free acces to riches

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Who's got the sense of savings?

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Warning: Advertisement is paying,
in this movie it has been offered

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It doesn't change the world
but it contributes

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French petrochemicals products
" Welcome in the brave new world "

7
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Everything can be bought

8
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Love, Art, planet Earth

9
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you, me

10
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particularly me

11
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Man is a product as others
with a sale deadline

12
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I'm publicist

13
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I'm part of those who makes you
dream of things you'll never have

14
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sky always blue

15
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wenches never dumpy

16
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perfect photoshopped happiness

17
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you believe I make the world prettier?

18
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fail: I screw it up

19
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everything is temporary

20
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Love, Art, planet Earth

21
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you, me

22
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particulary me

23
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that's it, it's done

24
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the corner is turned

25
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I can watch my life back

26
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it's cool

27
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for example I had completly
forgotten how much,

28
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yet very young,

29
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I loved sophisticated pictures

30
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- Arch your back!

31
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show me your butt!

32
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- Octave, honey,
Dinner's ready!

33
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- Yes mummy, I'm coming!

34
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I've always been off-set

35
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I was really made for that job

36
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- beat it

37
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fuck it's shit!

38
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I'm on a bad trip

39
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sorry Stephanie, you're alright?!

40
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I didn't know you were here

41
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It's not against you, sorry

42
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you're alright? Wait...

43
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I

44
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to me, everything
had started so well;

45
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the mood was good,
the dj excellent

46
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pleasant temperature,
superb girls,

47
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alcohol a gogo,
drugs of quality,

48
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undeniably, my first 33 years
were really successfull

49
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but I won't disguise the truth

50
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I'm not a nice boy

51
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- We're closing

52
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I am a big shit

53
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a modern hero

54
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I find my trousers,
in the Vogue Italy

55
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and in the Deutsh
Vanity Fair

56
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previous to the month
of purchase

57
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concerning my shirts, it cames
from New York, Tokio, Bombay, Guetary

58
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I'm sorry to be so much
in advance of you, but...

59
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I'm the one who decide today
what you'll want tomorrow

60
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I drug you with novelty

61
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and novelty's advantage,
is that don't stay new for longtime

62
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you should ideally hate me, before
hating the era that created me

63
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so here it is, my name is
Octave Parengo

64
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and my dresser is APC

65
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I have spent my life manipulating you
for 75.000 F per month

66
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when by dint of savings, you'll
be able to buy your dream car,

67
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I shall already have
made it old-fashionned

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I always manage
to frustrate you

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I penetrate your brain

70
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I come in your right hemisphere

71
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your desire don't belong
to you anymore

72
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I impose mine on you

73
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never a fooling cunt, has been such
powerfull as me for 2.000 years

74
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- Octave Parengo, 312 chamber

75
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- I got that for you

76
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- thank you...

77
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sorry,

78
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it's ugly

79
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popular

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here it's "the Ross";
Ross and Witchcraft

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one of the biggest advertising
company of the world

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median age: 28 years old

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sales: 1.430.000 F

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my open ended job
is copywriter

85
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I write 30 seconds
film scenarios

86
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and slogans for posters

87
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I say "slogan"
for you to understand

88
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but you should
know we say

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"catcher" or "headline"

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for example: Wonderbra

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"Look at me in the eyes"

92
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"I said in the eyes!"...

93
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- Ave Octavus!

94
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- Hi the dorks!

95
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...it comes from me

96
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Arch your back!

97
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here new territory are explored
toward dry sausage,

98
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Stan consolidate the "teen shower"
spirit and the 15/35 y. o.

99
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Alexandra, try to optimize the
strategical approach of seniors' napkins

100
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funky...

101
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here it's the accounting dep.

102
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and she is...

103
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what is her name?

104
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ohhh, nevermind...

105
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It's Marc Maronnier,
my creative director

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after Philippe, the president,

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he is the most important
man of the company

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- hi

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- hi, how are you?

110
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- I just spent the week-end
with my man

111
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four days in Cabourg

112
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I'm so happy!
- oh yeah?!

113
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- ... A charming little corner

114
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so romantic,
we landed up there,

115
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we digged it so much...

116
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it was great,
I'm so peachy!

117
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- you're fired, take your stuff
right now and beat it!

118
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I am not joking

119
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Marc is like that, for 10 years
he has taught me everything

120
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Allright you stay,

121
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and your out of date language

122
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"we digged it, it was awesome,
we got a kick out "

123
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avo�d that, when
i'm plunged into a file

124
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it's disgusting me

125
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and you spend this week-end here,
I want a balance for Tuesday

126
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- Yes Mr Maronnier

127
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- Ok, it's cool, you
can call me Marc

128
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- he is a genius
- you're ok?

129
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you're ready for this afternoon
presentation for Madone?

130
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- yeah, we hold something
- I won't be there

131
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Jeff will be
- wait, jeff...

132
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- that's the way it is!

133
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I rely on you?

134
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- yeah, so, I rely on myself...

135
00:11:47,500 --> 00:11:49,500
- you adore me?!

136
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creative is not such an easy job,
and that's also why we're so well-paid

137
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to shut us up, you won't
believe me, but

138
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money is not the only reason
I choose that job

139
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I was 17 and a half
when I had my first "ad-shock"

140
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I knew it was what
I wanted to do

141
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I went to the cin�, ads were
sometimes better than the film

142
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Some of its were little
treasure of ingenuity

143
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This day I decided
to become publicist

144
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and I succeeded

145
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Here, at 14th floor
is my office

146
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near the radiator,
it's Cuddly

147
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a blond hamster, picked up
on a filming shoot

148
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and next to it,
this retarded teenager,

149
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he's my Charly

150
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he's mine

151
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he's my partner

152
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he is artistic director, my D.A.

153
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or A.D., "Art Director"

154
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As we say in the profession,
because it makes more like American

155
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Hello Thierry, it's Charly,
Hello, sorry to disturb you,

156
00:13:14,700 --> 00:13:17,800
I'm embarrassed with an email
I received, the one with the eel...

157
00:13:17,900 --> 00:13:18,900
the moray eel... sorry

158
00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:22,600
I don't see, it's a guy or
a wench it's fucking with?

159
00:13:24,200 --> 00:13:25,400
I thought it was a guy...

160
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it's bad...

161
00:13:28,700 --> 00:13:29,800
oh, you're working now...

162
00:13:29,900 --> 00:13:32,700
As every creative of every company
of the world, my Charly spend 89%

163
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of his working time sharing
trash pictures via internet

164
00:13:36,100 --> 00:13:39,700
there, he comes out of a great
"Japanese vomit eater" period

165
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- Charly
- Yes Octave

166
00:13:43,600 --> 00:13:48,700
- If I told you, I have the vague feeling
to blow a fuse towards myself

167
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what would you say?

168
00:13:50,700 --> 00:13:52,600
- Wait, wait, are you telling
me this here?

169
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- Yeah I tell you

170
00:13:55,400 --> 00:13:56,900
- Ok then, tell me,
I am listening to you

171
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- I simply have the vague feeling
to blow a fuse towards myself

172
00:14:00,700 --> 00:14:01,700
yeah, of course

173
00:14:01,700 --> 00:14:04,700
- allright, I understand you completly,
I'd like to tell you many things

174
00:14:04,900 --> 00:14:05,900
- So come on, come on...

175
00:14:05,900 --> 00:14:08,200
- Did you snort, with someone else?

176
00:14:09,900 --> 00:14:11,200
- No I would never do this to you

177
00:14:11,200 --> 00:14:12,200
- So this is me you...

178
00:14:14,900 --> 00:14:16,500
you are provocating me!

179
00:14:16,500 --> 00:14:19,100
- I said nothing, stop, stop

180
00:14:19,300 --> 00:14:21,000
Oh yeah insult me in Deutsh

181
00:14:21,100 --> 00:14:22,100
come on, punish me!

182
00:14:22,100 --> 00:14:26,300
- Guys, we're waiting for you, on the stage,
for the shooting in Boulogne...

183
00:14:26,500 --> 00:14:29,600
- Yeah, we're coming, we finish, we go...

184
00:14:53,400 --> 00:14:54,700
- A masterpiece!

185
00:14:58,100 --> 00:15:01,200
- Someone told Steven it's
an ad for sauerkraut?

186
00:15:01,900 --> 00:15:04,600
- Don't know, I really have a doubt

187
00:15:10,700 --> 00:15:13,200
- please go and see him!

188
00:15:13,300 --> 00:15:15,200
- no you!
- no you!

189
00:15:15,200 --> 00:15:19,100
you it's good...
- what a bitch that guy

190
00:15:21,400 --> 00:15:24,800
- like that, yes. You detest me,
despise me with your mouth...

191
00:15:26,600 --> 00:15:30,300
- Steve... Can I talk to you
just 2 seconds...

192
00:15:30,400 --> 00:15:31,400
sorry

193
00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:37,000
It's super good, super glamour,
super sensual...

194
00:15:37,100 --> 00:15:38,800
but just could you
square me a plan

195
00:15:38,900 --> 00:15:42,800
cause, i have more options
to make it more classical,

196
00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:45,500
more neutral, you see,
it's not Aubade...

197
00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:48,400
it's sauerkraut...

198
00:15:49,800 --> 00:15:52,100
- Sauerkraut, it's what you want?

199
00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:53,200
- No, but it's good!

200
00:15:53,200 --> 00:15:54,400
- Turn on the radio!

201
00:15:56,800 --> 00:15:58,700
move, come on move!

202
00:16:02,700 --> 00:16:06,200
there...
Who's that?

203
00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:10,000
- ooh, it's Jeff
- hi guys, all is right?

204
00:16:10,100 --> 00:16:12,500
- Be careful, you got a
dropping piece of fabric

205
00:16:12,600 --> 00:16:15,000
- Sorry I don't feel like kidding

206
00:16:15,100 --> 00:16:17,100
You're ready for "Starlight"?

207
00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:20,300
- that's it!
- that's it, I told you earlier

208
00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:21,400
- No it's me, I told you

209
00:16:21,500 --> 00:16:22,500
- Ok ok allright,

210
00:16:22,500 --> 00:16:25,200
I don't want to put
pressure on you,

211
00:16:25,300 --> 00:16:28,100
but currently it's super hot
with Madone...

212
00:16:28,200 --> 00:16:30,000
- Yeah, Starlight is yet in linear...

213
00:16:30,100 --> 00:16:32,400
What!? I'll call her back...

214
00:16:32,500 --> 00:16:35,300
You don't seem to realize

215
00:16:35,400 --> 00:16:37,300
tought it's normal...
You're artists

216
00:16:37,400 --> 00:16:41,600
but Madone it's 39%
of the Ross sales, so...

217
00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:43,800
fuck! I gonna spit
on your mug!

218
00:16:43,900 --> 00:16:45,700
I told you, I'll see
that later...

219
00:16:45,700 --> 00:16:48,200
Jeff always own
the new rubbish gadget

220
00:16:48,300 --> 00:16:51,000
for example, his telephone
is built in his earphone

221
00:16:51,100 --> 00:16:52,900
the whole stuff permanently
linked to his secretary

222
00:16:52,900 --> 00:16:55,800
- this bitch bugs me,
here it's my cellphone

223
00:16:55,900 --> 00:16:59,000
with that I'm permanently linked to her,
so I always know everything

224
00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:01,300
It's very expensive
and it drives mad

225
00:17:01,300 --> 00:17:02,300
What I was saying?

226
00:17:05,700 --> 00:17:07,900
It Stinks sauerkraut
of shit here, no?

227
00:17:10,100 --> 00:17:13,000
- Jeff, let me introduce you to
Sir who produces that sauerkraut.

228
00:17:13,100 --> 00:17:14,700
- oh yes, Jean-pierre Rannu:
Jean-fran�ois Marolle,

229
00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:17,400
Jean-fran�ois Marolle:
Jean-Pierre Rannu

230
00:17:17,500 --> 00:17:20,000
- Sir Rannu, really,
I'm deeply sorry, but...

231
00:17:20,100 --> 00:17:24,000
you know, we have so much stress
with this job, we need to relax...

232
00:17:24,100 --> 00:17:25,500
- Forget it,
that's the floor manager...

233
00:17:25,600 --> 00:17:26,600
- Beat it!

234
00:17:27,100 --> 00:17:29,600
What Jeff doesn't say,
that it's the 12th

235
00:17:29,700 --> 00:17:33,300
the 15th he will receive the evaluation
report of his work filled by his customer

236
00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:35,100
That's to say by Madone

237
00:17:35,200 --> 00:17:37,100
a sort of school report
notebook for adult

238
00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:40,200
so he freaks out, normal
it's meant for it

239
00:17:40,300 --> 00:17:41,800
but it doesn't matter
that's cool,

240
00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:46,200
moreover at the Ross everything
is cool... Even the sauerkraut

241
00:17:46,700 --> 00:17:51,000
the Madone executive
would dig to be... cool

242
00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:53,600
not easy to tumble in
schizophrenic land

243
00:17:53,700 --> 00:17:57,200
when your name is Jean Christian Gagnant
and got initials engraved on your briefcase

244
00:17:57,400 --> 00:18:00,200
for example, to him this morning
must have been a nightmare

245
00:18:04,800 --> 00:18:08,100
In Madone every product manager
wear short-sleeved shirts...

246
00:18:08,300 --> 00:18:09,600
- Have you received
my confirmation e-mail?

247
00:18:09,600 --> 00:18:12,800
...and neckties with
little animals on it

248
00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:16,900
You have received
my confirmation mail?

249
00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:31,800
To a product manager,
looking cool is hyper important

250
00:18:31,900 --> 00:18:34,300
we shall never forget
a customer has no ideas

251
00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:37,100
and that's why he comes
to our advertising company

252
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:40,400
- that don't fit,
fuck, fuck and fuck!

253
00:18:40,500 --> 00:18:42,900
fuuuuuuuck!

254
00:18:46,800 --> 00:18:50,500
in those days, giant pictures
were put on the walls,

255
00:18:50,700 --> 00:18:53,500
on bus stops,
on trucks, on taxis

256
00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:57,800
human eye had never been so much
solicited since its whole history

257
00:18:57,900 --> 00:19:02,100
between birth and 18 years old,
we had calculated that each person

258
00:19:02,300 --> 00:19:04,200
had been exposed to an
average of 350.000 ads

259
00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:09,300
It had required 2.000 years
to come to it

260
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:22,800
- Gas Parengo
- Hello sir

261
00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:26,200
- Charles Nagou, we come
for the Starlight meeting

262
00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:27,600
- Allright you have an ID card?

263
00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:28,600
- yes

264
00:19:30,300 --> 00:19:31,500
- thanks

265
00:19:34,700 --> 00:19:36,600
- We leave you the helmets

266
00:19:36,700 --> 00:19:39,700
- Here are your badges,
1st floor, Veneziano room

267
00:19:39,800 --> 00:19:40,800
- thanks

268
00:19:42,300 --> 00:19:43,900
- You have some left

269
00:19:48,700 --> 00:19:50,400
Always coming late to meetings,

270
00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:52,800
a creative on time is not credible

271
00:19:55,300 --> 00:19:58,300
Entering the room, where everybody's
waiting for him for 45 minutes,

272
00:19:58,400 --> 00:20:00,700
he should by no means apologise

273
00:20:10,700 --> 00:20:14,400
upon reflexion, it's true
this afternoon meeting

274
00:20:14,600 --> 00:20:18,200
was even more important than an
interview with the head of the state

275
00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:20,900
This meeting changed my life

276
00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:30,300
I think originally, I wanted
to make good around me

277
00:20:30,400 --> 00:20:32,800
It has not been possible,
for two reasons

278
00:20:32,900 --> 00:20:38,500
because I've been prevented, and also
a bit because I have abdicated

279
00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:50,500
- We're passing through a deep crisis
in the yoghurt world

280
00:20:50,700 --> 00:20:52,300
you knows only too well,

281
00:20:52,400 --> 00:20:56,500
since the mad-cow disease case,
yoghurt is world-threaten

282
00:20:56,600 --> 00:21:00,000
in this eroding market, our
answer is the "Foodament"

283
00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:04,300
the "Foodament" is a food
which would also be a medicament

284
00:21:04,500 --> 00:21:08,600
and then, Starlight innovate and
focus on a white cheese's new vision

285
00:21:08,700 --> 00:21:09,500
the "bodymading"

286
00:21:09,800 --> 00:21:13,600
with Starlight, I eat smart, so I am
smart, so Starlight makes me smart

287
00:21:13,700 --> 00:21:14,700
it's when we catch them

288
00:21:14,800 --> 00:21:17,600
It's a bit "head to legs"

289
00:21:17,700 --> 00:21:20,600
The Guy that don't laught
to Jeff's "no-joke"

290
00:21:20,700 --> 00:21:24,300
is the one to be convinced,
Alfred Dul�re, 51 yo,

291
00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:26,000
scorpio ascendant ram,

292
00:21:26,100 --> 00:21:28,900
director of marketing
at Madone fresh food division

293
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:33,800
suit: Hugo Boss, perfume: Hugo Boss
favorite poet: Hugo Boss

294
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:37,500
Doesn't touch his wife anymore
since 1993, vote Republican,

295
00:21:37,700 --> 00:21:41,500
adore karting. At Madone and At Ross
he is feared and dread

296
00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:43,900
- Yes, next

297
00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:47,900
- Here why in this perspective...
of "bodymading"

298
00:21:48,100 --> 00:21:51,600
Octave and Charly have worked
for several weeks

299
00:21:54,100 --> 00:21:55,700
I hand over to Octave...

300
00:21:55,800 --> 00:21:58,000
- Sorry, I don't know what happened,

301
00:21:58,100 --> 00:22:00,800
I thought the meeting would
take place at the company

302
00:22:02,900 --> 00:22:04,600
You have received
my confirmation e-mail?

303
00:22:04,500 --> 00:22:05,700
- Gagnant, sit down

304
00:22:17,200 --> 00:22:21,100
- Octave and Charly,
we're listening to you

305
00:22:21,300 --> 00:22:28,800
- Right, before begining, I'd like
to dedicate this film to Tatiana

306
00:22:29,100 --> 00:22:31,400
I've met her in disco, two
years ago, in Saint Barth'

307
00:22:31,500 --> 00:22:32,500
thanks for her

308
00:22:35,900 --> 00:22:38,000
- Please, a bit of concentration

309
00:22:38,100 --> 00:22:41,000
Always begining by lightening
the atmosphere with a shitty joke

310
00:22:42,100 --> 00:22:44,700
Drug helps you to gain
this nonchalance

311
00:22:44,800 --> 00:22:47,600
this needed detachment to
survive that kind of meeting

312
00:22:50,100 --> 00:22:54,200
We all want to change the world,
and in taking part in these meetings

313
00:22:54,400 --> 00:22:56,400
I'm aware of collaborating

314
00:22:56,500 --> 00:23:00,900
being sit down at this table
is taking part in deadening people's mind

315
00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:08,700
To succeed, it needed
a sacrifice

316
00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:13,000
but I was doubting of
being someday able of it

317
00:23:13,500 --> 00:23:15,000
- Octave, you're high

318
00:23:16,800 --> 00:23:18,700
Octave, you're high

319
00:23:20,100 --> 00:23:22,000
- Yes... sorry

320
00:23:24,200 --> 00:23:25,500
- He's on drugs

321
00:23:25,500 --> 00:23:27,000
- A discovery?

322
00:23:27,100 --> 00:23:28,100
- We're on a beach

323
00:23:28,300 --> 00:23:31,600
- Yes, so, heavenly beach,
coco palms, turquoise sea,

324
00:23:31,800 --> 00:23:33,100
white sand, the Eden

325
00:23:33,500 --> 00:23:34,500
- Two women,

326
00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:35,600
- Two bombs

327
00:23:35,600 --> 00:23:36,600
- Of course

328
00:23:36,700 --> 00:23:37,700
are running
on the sand

329
00:23:37,700 --> 00:23:39,200
long focal length on
the young women

330
00:23:39,300 --> 00:23:40,300
Pamela takes the floor

331
00:23:40,300 --> 00:23:45,700
" Infact I consider the exegis of our
mastitis are facing criplling hermeneutics

332
00:23:45,900 --> 00:23:47,000
Christina answers

333
00:23:47,100 --> 00:23:51,000
Be carefull, Pamela, You're slowly
slipping to an ontological paronomasis

334
00:23:51,100 --> 00:23:53,800
- Not at all, it's just
an allegorical solipsism,

335
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:56,100
nothing to do with it...
Just look

336
00:23:56,100 --> 00:23:58,200
she bend over the equation

337
00:23:58,300 --> 00:24:00,100
- I have made an equation
for you to understand

338
00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:02,000
if we accept the hypothesis
X cube root

339
00:24:02,100 --> 00:24:05,300
varies according to the infinite
- Ah ok

340
00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:06,400
- You just have to
subdivide the set

341
00:24:06,400 --> 00:24:07,400
which will tend
to the asymptote

342
00:24:07,500 --> 00:24:09,500
exactly, it's good,
I've understood!

343
00:24:10,500 --> 00:24:12,200
They leave laughting

344
00:24:12,300 --> 00:24:16,600
Packshot: "Starlight to remain slim
except in your head"

345
00:24:27,100 --> 00:24:28,500
- it's good?

346
00:24:28,500 --> 00:24:29,500
- Absolutely

347
00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:35,800
- Now I ask a question;
Why make humor?

348
00:24:42,900 --> 00:24:45,300
- Yes, infact we though
it would be interesting...

349
00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:51,900
- No, no, no, I say:
Why make humor?

350
00:24:52,400 --> 00:24:55,100
- Because humour make
the brand friendly,

351
00:24:55,200 --> 00:24:57,200
excellent for the
product memorization

352
00:24:57,300 --> 00:24:59,100
customers remember easier,
what makes'em laugh

353
00:25:00,700 --> 00:25:03,500
- Day after, people at office
recall the joke... at dinners

354
00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:05,700
- No, no, no, why?

355
00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:12,000
- For it, for you, think about comedies
that succeed, people going to the cine

356
00:25:13,400 --> 00:25:17,200
They sometimes like
to have fun, people... No?

357
00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:22,400
- Yes, except they don't
eat the reel after

358
00:25:36,800 --> 00:25:39,900
Alfred Dul�re is a big asshole

359
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:44,800
come on Octave open your mouth,
once and for all, and shove off

360
00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:46,600
" listen to me carrefully dumb shit,

361
00:25:46,700 --> 00:25:49,800
when you go to the dentist,
you don't tell him how to do

362
00:25:49,900 --> 00:25:50,900
you rely on him

363
00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:54,100
Here it's the same:
You rely on us!

364
00:25:58,200 --> 00:25:59,800
- So, you have something else?

365
00:26:04,200 --> 00:26:07,800
We're off our rocker,
stop to shoot up, guys

366
00:26:10,800 --> 00:26:14,400
Who do we sell the
yoghurt to, fuck?!

367
00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:16,800
- The housewife

368
00:26:16,900 --> 00:26:19,700
- The housewife, it's what?
you need to go out, guys!

369
00:26:21,800 --> 00:26:28,000
the housewife is a tired good fellow,
she is in her suburb supermarket

370
00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:29,400
her kids are bitching
in the caddie

371
00:26:29,500 --> 00:26:32,100
her hands are full of shit,
she's blown-out

372
00:26:32,200 --> 00:26:36,100
she has all a bunch of problems,
her husband boozes,

373
00:26:37,400 --> 00:26:42,700
She doesn't feel like having an headache
with ironic references... nobody knows!

374
00:26:42,900 --> 00:26:45,900
So, before thinking about your
4 friends in Paris you'll make laugh

375
00:26:46,100 --> 00:26:50,000
I'm also a part of, time to time,
it makes me laugh your bullshits

376
00:26:50,100 --> 00:26:55,600
Before that, you should ask yourself,
"what she wants to see our housewife?

377
00:26:55,900 --> 00:26:58,900
what she wants to hear?
what does she want us to tell her?"

378
00:27:00,800 --> 00:27:03,100
there, that's all!
that's the question

379
00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:05,400
you should stop lying
to yourself, now...

380
00:27:05,500 --> 00:27:07,800
- Really nice your
view of the world!

381
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:16,800
- Me, guys, I have 12.000 tons
of yoghurt to sell off this year,

382
00:27:18,500 --> 00:27:23,300
so youth: ok
sexy: ok

383
00:27:26,300 --> 00:27:27,500
and...?

384
00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:30,400
and dream!

385
00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:35,500
What the fuck, we are
dreams sellers!

386
00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:40,100
yesterday, I went to see my goddaughter,
she had her dance show,

387
00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:42,200
decors were painted by children...

388
00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:47,300
I took off

389
00:27:49,500 --> 00:27:51,100
I took off

390
00:27:56,200 --> 00:27:59,100
My proper joint, Charly

391
00:28:01,600 --> 00:28:05,100
So, I was wondering, dance, would there
be something to find around dance?

392
00:28:07,400 --> 00:28:18,900
yoghurt, lightness, feminity,
... A danser wearing tutu?

393
00:28:22,300 --> 00:28:23,600
no?

394
00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:24,600
- yes

395
00:28:26,300 --> 00:28:30,300
- no, no, we will find,
we will... huh guys

396
00:28:30,500 --> 00:28:34,200
- still with your style,
humor, glamour,...

397
00:28:34,300 --> 00:28:38,800
Now you know, you know why you're
watching ads of shit for some years

398
00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:41,000
It's here, at this moment
that everything's tied up

399
00:28:41,100 --> 00:28:45,200
creatives don't lack of ideas, behind
every shitty ad there's a good idea

400
00:28:45,500 --> 00:28:50,300
thrown-up in the bin, just because everyone,
me included, shit on his pants

401
00:28:50,500 --> 00:28:51,700
- Excuse-me

402
00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:05,600
- You allright?

403
00:29:05,700 --> 00:29:08,000
- no, no because I leave the Ross

404
00:29:08,100 --> 00:29:09,100
I leave that pigsty

405
00:29:09,100 --> 00:29:12,800
I stop working,
I get the system out,

406
00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:16,000
I stop it all, I piss you off,
I despise you all

407
00:29:16,100 --> 00:29:18,100
I give you my card back

408
00:29:21,400 --> 00:29:24,500
of course it's not a resignation
it's a layoff, of course

409
00:29:24,600 --> 00:29:29,600
you fire me, classic stuff;
indemnities, cash, golden parachute

410
00:29:29,900 --> 00:29:30,900
big money, ok!?

411
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:33,800
- What happens to you Octave?

412
00:29:33,900 --> 00:29:35,500
You've recently changed of drug?

413
00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:38,600
- no, no

414
00:29:38,700 --> 00:29:44,800
- ah, I see, you're writing a script
on a guy who drives on depression

415
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:48,200
ok, no it's good but it lakes of some...

416
00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:55,000
no it's funny, you're still funny,
but I don't know, the guy...

417
00:29:55,200 --> 00:29:57,100
...could loose everything,

418
00:30:00,600 --> 00:30:02,600
he could become a shit

419
00:30:08,900 --> 00:30:10,800
think about it

420
00:30:25,100 --> 00:30:29,000
Octave I adore you,
you know it

421
00:31:40,300 --> 00:31:45,300
YOU

422
00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:08,600
Sophie has worked
at the Ross for 3 years,

423
00:32:08,700 --> 00:32:12,500
she is a part-time planning
manager, Marc hired her

424
00:32:14,700 --> 00:32:16,600
He has always
got good taste

425
00:32:20,800 --> 00:32:24,000
No, no don't insist

426
00:32:24,100 --> 00:32:26,800
make love in an elevator
with an intern, it's...

427
00:32:26,900 --> 00:32:27,900
far too, "adrenalin" to me

428
00:32:29,900 --> 00:32:32,100
even if I feel you're hot as hell

429
00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:34,200
it's out of question!
negative!

430
00:32:34,300 --> 00:32:36,800
I got a reputation to preserve,
you understand?

431
00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:43,800
Here it's more in the mood,
dirty parking, shabby lights,

432
00:32:43,900 --> 00:32:44,900
very Mike Lee...

433
00:32:44,900 --> 00:32:45,900
we fancy it at this time

434
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:47,800
piss smell, the real one

435
00:32:49,300 --> 00:32:51,800
What you will do, Sophie?
You'll take your lil'scooter in the rain

436
00:32:51,900 --> 00:32:54,400
you'll regain your lil' husband,
watch the saturday night show?

437
00:32:54,500 --> 00:32:56,700
That's it, the happiness
he offers you... That's it?

438
00:32:58,000 --> 00:32:59,900
- I'm alone and I don't have TV

439
00:32:59,900 --> 00:33:02,800
- ok, wait, wait, I know I am a
superficial and arrogant shit

440
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:04,000
ok I don't deny

441
00:33:04,700 --> 00:33:06,000
But I like you, you understand?

442
00:33:06,100 --> 00:33:09,100
your hair, your eyebrows,
your small intestine please me

443
00:33:10,300 --> 00:33:12,100
even your rebuffs please me

444
00:33:12,200 --> 00:33:13,200
- If my rebuffs please you...

445
00:33:13,300 --> 00:33:16,000
- nobody, nobody
never please me

446
00:33:18,200 --> 00:33:27,100
I'm sure if you let yourself being kissed,
it could be relavely... pleasant

447
00:33:41,700 --> 00:33:45,700
It's really what I thought,
you're really a beautiful slut

448
00:33:59,300 --> 00:34:04,100
- Wear it, wear it, so I can kiss
myself a little

449
00:34:32,100 --> 00:34:34,200
Everything's allright,
everything's allright!

450
00:34:54,800 --> 00:34:57,400
Hi, it's Sophie, leave me a message,
and I may call you back

451
00:34:57,500 --> 00:35:00,000
Since Sophie left you,
you turn around your flat,

452
00:35:00,900 --> 00:35:02,900
you no more
open your curtain,

453
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:05,300
You only use one
room out of nine

454
00:35:07,300 --> 00:35:10,700
the microwaves rythm
your week-ends

455
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:14,300
you order your
ready-meals by phone

456
00:35:15,700 --> 00:35:18,700
since you're living alone,
you fuck a lot of video-tapes

457
00:35:18,800 --> 00:35:21,600
you always have pieces of kleenex
taped at your fingertips

458
00:35:25,800 --> 00:35:29,700
Being without Sophie
made you ugly

459
00:35:29,900 --> 00:35:31,900
Not only drugs cause
withdrawal

460
00:35:31,900 --> 00:35:34,900
It was easier to have a single
retarded behaviour

461
00:35:36,100 --> 00:35:39,100
when you knew Sophie
was lovely waiting for you

462
00:35:54,800 --> 00:35:58,100
Since Sophie left you
nothing go round

463
00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:00,600
when It was yet?

464
00:36:05,700 --> 00:36:07,500
- it's going allright,
thanks a lot!

465
00:36:07,700 --> 00:36:08,700
- stop it...

466
00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:13,600
you've finished to eat?

467
00:36:20,200 --> 00:36:23,900
- I can't with it... Like that I can,
with my hand

468
00:36:24,100 --> 00:36:25,100
- I see that

469
00:36:25,100 --> 00:36:27,900
- With that, I can't,
or otherwise if I sting

470
00:36:28,100 --> 00:36:29,100
you see, if I sting...

471
00:36:30,300 --> 00:36:32,100
- So you've finished now?

472
00:36:32,200 --> 00:36:33,200
- yes

473
00:36:35,900 --> 00:36:38,300
- So, I got a little
gift for you

474
00:36:38,400 --> 00:36:39,600
Happy St. Valentine Day

475
00:36:41,500 --> 00:36:44,200
Ah yeah, it was that day

476
00:36:46,600 --> 00:36:49,900
- you're unfair, plus
we said no gifts

477
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:51,900
- But here, it's a litlle
bit more than that

478
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:54,700
- What, sorry?
lot more than that?

479
00:36:54,800 --> 00:36:55,800
- Lot more...

480
00:36:56,200 --> 00:36:58,400
- so, it's a surprise

481
00:37:01,100 --> 00:37:02,600
I open it

482
00:37:04,300 --> 00:37:06,300
It won't blow me in the...

483
00:37:08,500 --> 00:37:09,500
here I go

484
00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:36,600
It smells like pee-pee a bit

485
00:37:47,300 --> 00:37:51,600
- It's a pregnancy test

486
00:37:54,900 --> 00:37:56,000
positive

487
00:38:05,100 --> 00:38:06,900
I'm pregnant by you

488
00:38:09,100 --> 00:38:11,200
- Holy cow! It was hard

489
00:38:11,200 --> 00:38:14,000
I spilled all my guts,
everything that every man

490
00:38:14,200 --> 00:38:17,300
of the world says to their
pregnant girl, in those moments

491
00:39:06,600 --> 00:39:08,900
- Sir, Madame
Have you finished?

492
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:10,800
- Yes it's over

493
00:39:11,900 --> 00:39:13,800
- You don't want
a little dessert?

494
00:39:32,200 --> 00:39:34,500
Sophie never told anyone
she was pregnant

495
00:39:34,600 --> 00:39:35,600
except to you

496
00:39:35,700 --> 00:39:38,800
Moreover, at the Ross, nobody
knew you were together

497
00:39:40,300 --> 00:39:43,000
What is she doing?
Who is she phoning to?

498
00:39:43,100 --> 00:39:45,700
Where is she when
she's not here?

499
00:39:53,100 --> 00:39:57,300
Marc and Sophie, didn't fit together,
but they were well together

500
00:39:57,900 --> 00:40:00,600
Which is lot more rare

501
00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:03,400
They go to a full
of stars hotel,

502
00:40:03,500 --> 00:40:05,800
three times per week,
at about 14h15

503
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:09,300
In order to have sex in
a clean and a central place

504
00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:12,400
ouch, you're hurt

505
00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:25,800
- Guys, fun's over, joke's over,
good mood's over, all it's game over

506
00:40:26,100 --> 00:40:29,600
I am not joking here!

507
00:40:29,700 --> 00:40:32,700
Dul�re just phone me, he never
talked to me that way!

508
00:40:34,200 --> 00:40:35,200
listen to me!

509
00:40:35,200 --> 00:40:36,900
if we don't have a
new concrete script

510
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:39,300
before 14 o'clock,
we're all dead!

511
00:40:39,400 --> 00:40:42,100
I tell you, in one hour,
we're all on the dole!

512
00:40:44,500 --> 00:40:47,600
- It's hardly depressing in here,
it looks like 3 Ross' employees...

513
00:40:49,300 --> 00:40:51,900
- President, it so kind to come
to see the small workers

514
00:40:52,100 --> 00:40:53,100
- Hi youngsters!

515
00:40:54,500 --> 00:40:57,000
- Tell me, Jeff, we've been phoned
by Dul�re: it's not right

516
00:40:57,100 --> 00:40:59,600
- Jean-Fran�ois, what stage
are you at with Madone?

517
00:40:59,700 --> 00:41:01,300
- Precisely, we're in
the middle of a meeting

518
00:41:01,400 --> 00:41:04,600
we're on a lot more
federative concept

519
00:41:04,700 --> 00:41:05,700
we're at that stage

520
00:41:05,700 --> 00:41:09,200
- Oh, really, we're
at that stage?

521
00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:11,400
- We got your green
light, Marc?

522
00:41:24,200 --> 00:41:26,800
- it's swotting? uh?

523
00:41:26,900 --> 00:41:30,300
- it's swotting hard!
hey that's good...

524
00:41:36,600 --> 00:41:39,100
- Hey Cuddly is not punchy...

525
00:41:40,200 --> 00:41:42,800
- Stop with it, you idiot,
you gonna kill it,

526
00:41:43,600 --> 00:41:45,700
stop doing that, it gonna
choke, I tell you

527
00:41:45,800 --> 00:41:48,300
- Hey, we should already
be shooting, now!

528
00:41:48,400 --> 00:41:50,000
and your bullshit!

529
00:41:50,100 --> 00:41:52,500
Fuck, we are done now!

530
00:41:52,700 --> 00:41:55,200
We loose Madone,
it's direct layoff...

531
00:41:55,300 --> 00:41:58,500
But you don't give a fuck,
anyway, you'll always find a job

532
00:41:58,700 --> 00:42:00,900
at least, move your ass
for the others!

533
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:02,400
i don't even
talk about me

534
00:42:02,500 --> 00:42:04,400
anyway, I know you despise me,
you don't like me,

535
00:42:04,500 --> 00:42:06,300
I'm just a little shitty
salesman, that's it?

536
00:42:06,300 --> 00:42:09,900
Think about low wages,
small posts, they will pay the price

537
00:42:10,100 --> 00:42:11,900
Jacqueline, at the accountancy,
with her handicapped kid

538
00:42:11,900 --> 00:42:13,500
45 yo, you think
she will find a job?

539
00:42:13,600 --> 00:42:14,700
She can still dream on!

540
00:42:14,800 --> 00:42:17,800
...and Momo who clean your shit up
every evening, your coke, your porn mags

541
00:42:17,900 --> 00:42:18,900
He also can still dream on!

542
00:42:18,900 --> 00:42:21,700
Be humans, fuck!

543
00:42:21,800 --> 00:42:26,300
of course, it feels weird to him,
realising he will shortly be homeless

544
00:42:26,500 --> 00:42:30,100
J.- F. Marolle has been programmed
for a streetless existence

545
00:42:30,300 --> 00:42:32,700
He has accepted to be insulted
and humiliated, during 15 years,

546
00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:36,400
by his employers and his customers,
to be able to borrow money from Bank

547
00:42:36,500 --> 00:42:39,000
in order to acquire a 3 rooms
in Levalois-Perret.

548
00:42:39,100 --> 00:42:42,600
- that's fine, come on
we go, uh?

549
00:42:43,600 --> 00:42:44,600
- ok

550
00:42:44,600 --> 00:42:46,700
- come on, it's good, stand up

551
00:42:48,100 --> 00:42:51,900
He freaks out so much, he would
almost become touching

552
00:42:54,600 --> 00:42:58,200
- So... The last-minute dung, ok?

553
00:42:58,400 --> 00:42:59,600
- absolutely

554
00:42:59,600 --> 00:43:01,100
- The dung...

555
00:43:01,200 --> 00:43:02,200
- A charming woman,

556
00:43:02,200 --> 00:43:04,400
- neither too old,
nor too young

557
00:43:04,500 --> 00:43:05,500
- neither blonde nor dark

558
00:43:05,600 --> 00:43:06,600
- chestnut?

559
00:43:07,700 --> 00:43:08,400
- dark

560
00:43:08,400 --> 00:43:11,700
- ... Performs small dance steps,
wearing a tutu

561
00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:15,600
- ah no, no, no, a Vanna
White's little shirt

562
00:43:15,800 --> 00:43:16,800
- I take

563
00:43:16,800 --> 00:43:19,800
She is on a beautiful
seaside house's terrace

564
00:43:19,900 --> 00:43:20,900
decorated like in...

565
00:43:21,300 --> 00:43:22,300
- "Friends"

566
00:43:22,300 --> 00:43:24,100
- warm without being flashy

567
00:43:25,700 --> 00:43:27,500
she looks at the camera,
she exclaims with a voice...

568
00:43:27,500 --> 00:43:30,400
- suave but authentical...

569
00:43:30,600 --> 00:43:31,600
- I'm pretty isn't it?

570
00:43:32,100 --> 00:43:35,000
no, I'm told I'm pretty...

571
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:38,100
I'm said to be pretty,

572
00:43:38,200 --> 00:43:39,500
- but I don't ask myself the question

573
00:43:39,500 --> 00:43:41,700
- I'm quite simply myself!

574
00:43:41,800 --> 00:43:46,200
She grabs a Starlight pot
she delicately opens

575
00:43:46,400 --> 00:43:47,700
- Neither too fast nor to slow,

576
00:43:47,700 --> 00:43:49,600
- before enjoying a spoonfull

577
00:43:49,700 --> 00:43:52,700
- she closes her eyes with pleasure,
while enjoying the product

578
00:43:53,500 --> 00:43:54,400
- that's good, hu

579
00:43:54,400 --> 00:43:57,500
- in passing, 2 seconds 
plan, at least...

580
00:43:57,600 --> 00:43:58,600
- minimum, uh...

581
00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:00,800
- then, she looks straight
to the camera:

582
00:44:00,900 --> 00:44:02,300
"My secret it's...

583
00:44:02,300 --> 00:44:03,800
- Starlight!

584
00:44:05,900 --> 00:44:07,300
scuse me...

585
00:44:07,300 --> 00:44:08,300
- Starlight...

586
00:44:08,800 --> 00:44:11,500
- So there you put
the product demo...

587
00:44:11,700 --> 00:44:14,200
with 6 white cheeses, fat-free,
with calcium, vitamins, proteins,

588
00:44:14,300 --> 00:44:17,300
to be healthy in head and body
there's nothing better...

589
00:44:17,500 --> 00:44:18,400
- They will adore...

590
00:44:18,500 --> 00:44:20,600
- She resumes;

591
00:44:22,900 --> 00:44:24,300
Here is my secret,

592
00:44:24,500 --> 00:44:27,200
- but it's no more,
since I told you all!

593
00:44:28,200 --> 00:44:29,300
- impish laugh,

594
00:44:29,400 --> 00:44:30,300
- not too much...

595
00:44:30,300 --> 00:44:33,700
- packshot, "Starlight to stay slim
except head inside "

596
00:44:37,200 --> 00:44:38,500
- It's awesome;

597
00:44:38,500 --> 00:44:39,900
guys you blew me away!

598
00:44:40,800 --> 00:44:42,200
- it's in your email

599
00:44:42,300 --> 00:44:45,100
- Dul�re gonna shit on
his pants, when he'll see this

600
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:49,100
- You have no self-esteem,
I despise you, bite it

601
00:44:49,300 --> 00:44:50,600
- They gonna go mad!

602
00:44:50,600 --> 00:44:51,600
- Run away!

603
00:44:51,700 --> 00:44:53,900
- Uh Charly, we gonna bugger
Madone once again...

604
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:57,100
What?! yeah
I'm coming, bitch...

605
00:44:58,600 --> 00:45:00,000
- Go check your emails out

606
00:45:07,400 --> 00:45:11,900
you're idiot,
she's dead

607
00:45:35,500 --> 00:45:39,500
- I'm daddy,
she's pregnant!

608
00:45:41,400 --> 00:45:44,100
- it's not true!
It's working, it's true?

609
00:46:51,800 --> 00:46:54,400
- You never thought being model?

610
00:46:54,500 --> 00:46:55,500
- rather comedian, it's my dream

611
00:46:55,600 --> 00:46:59,600
I do lots of castings, but
there are too many girls

612
00:46:59,700 --> 00:47:01,200
I heard I'm too "exotic"

613
00:47:02,900 --> 00:47:06,500
- If someday I hear of stuff, you'd like
me to pull the strings for you?

614
00:47:07,800 --> 00:47:09,300
you know, I'm an
important person

615
00:47:11,900 --> 00:47:13,900
- I'll make you 10%
on your blow jobs

616
00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:18,600
That's true, to a professionnal like Tamara,
Octave is a puzzling customer,

617
00:47:18,800 --> 00:47:21,400
he asks her to wear Obsession,
a Sophie's perfume

618
00:47:21,500 --> 00:47:22,500
She appeases him

619
00:47:22,700 --> 00:47:25,300
Tamara is the call-girl
he doesn't fuck

620
00:47:27,100 --> 00:47:28,600
- Come on

621
00:47:33,300 --> 00:47:37,300
wait wait ola, softly,
light, light, cruising,

622
00:47:37,400 --> 00:47:40,200
respect yourself

623
00:47:41,300 --> 00:47:43,300
you got beautiful hair

624
00:47:45,600 --> 00:47:46,900
- that's additions

625
00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:49,400
- You got beautiful eyes

626
00:47:51,100 --> 00:47:52,800
- that's lenses

627
00:47:53,700 --> 00:47:55,900
- You got a beautiful breast

628
00:47:55,900 --> 00:47:58,400
- It's a wonderbra

629
00:48:05,100 --> 00:48:06,600
- You got beautiful legs

630
00:48:06,700 --> 00:48:10,100
- aah, at last a compliment!

631
00:48:14,400 --> 00:48:18,200
- stop!

632
00:48:18,900 --> 00:48:21,900
Why are you whoring?

633
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:24,100
You're unhappy?

634
00:48:25,300 --> 00:48:27,500
- I'm never unhappy
When I do...

635
00:48:30,100 --> 00:48:33,900
- To me it's the opposite, I call you
not to be unhappy

636
00:48:34,700 --> 00:48:36,400
it's beautiful

637
00:48:36,500 --> 00:48:39,100
- You think some day
we'll make love?

638
00:48:39,900 --> 00:48:42,600
- Call me back, Sophie,
I regret

639
00:49:05,500 --> 00:49:09,900
Octave it's Jeff, I hope you
had my messages on your cellphone,

640
00:49:10,100 --> 00:49:14,200
anyway your voicemail is full,
anyway, I wanted to tell you

641
00:49:14,400 --> 00:49:18,800
I made Tamara comes,
the actress you told me about

642
00:49:19,100 --> 00:49:22,900
by the way, she is terrific, if you
can call me back that would be nice

643
00:49:23,100 --> 00:49:26,300
IT'S THE FIRST AND LAST TIME
YOU SEE YOUR DAUGHTER. Sophie

644
00:49:26,400 --> 00:49:28,800
It's 18:00, you can pass
at the office,

645
00:49:28,900 --> 00:49:30,900
I hope you don't have
personnal worries

646
00:49:35,400 --> 00:49:40,700
Octave, It's Jeff again, call me
back, I went out to have a run

647
00:49:40,900 --> 00:49:44,100
I pass at the office back, I try
to call you on your cellphone

648
00:49:44,200 --> 00:49:51,100
So, Octave, I've called all Paris clubs,
you're not under the tables

649
00:49:51,400 --> 00:49:58,100
You would be nice to call me back,
I hope you have no worries...

650
00:51:16,300 --> 00:51:21,100
- Octave! Fuck!
where have you been?

651
00:51:21,300 --> 00:51:25,300
Where have you been?
You have had my mess...?

652
00:51:25,500 --> 00:51:26,500
- Leave me alone!

653
00:52:09,200 --> 00:52:11,800
I'm on a bad

654
00:52:28,600 --> 00:52:32,600
- Darling, Eric Won the match!
- I scored 3 goals!

655
00:52:32,800 --> 00:52:34,800
- Eric has won the match!

656
00:52:34,900 --> 00:52:41,200
there honey, A beautiful chocolate bar,
filled with good milk moss for your growth

657
00:52:48,600 --> 00:52:50,000
- Hello!

658
00:52:54,200 --> 00:52:58,300
- Have you seen a cute chick passing, here,
leaving from here, she was in yellow

659
00:52:58,500 --> 00:53:02,700
- ah, ah, Eric has won the match!
- I scored 3 goals!

660
00:53:02,900 --> 00:53:08,500
- Ok, it's over, you can leave, you can
stop, all is over, you can go back home,

661
00:53:08,700 --> 00:53:10,200
All here don't exist!

662
00:53:10,300 --> 00:53:12,700
Look at yourselves,
you match with nothing,

663
00:53:12,900 --> 00:53:15,700
your aspect, your hairdos,
your white teeth, everything,

664
00:53:15,700 --> 00:53:18,900
the blotch, here; dirt with
clean around, it doesn't exist,

665
00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:20,900
nobody, blotch hiself like that,
you understand?

666
00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:22,900
- Eric has won the match!

667
00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:25,100
- Look at your mouthes,
you are Danish,

668
00:53:25,200 --> 00:53:26,700
You're overdub

669
00:53:26,700 --> 00:53:31,700
You're not synchro, I am,
I've got a micro, you understand?

670
00:53:31,900 --> 00:53:35,900
- Eric has won the match!
- I scored 3 goals!

671
00:53:36,200 --> 00:53:38,200
- What match? Fuckin shit!
What match?

672
00:53:38,300 --> 00:53:41,000
What sort of match? Foot,
tennis, waterpolo? What...?

673
00:53:42,500 --> 00:53:44,300
Numbers of birds in here, it's crazy!

674
00:53:44,400 --> 00:53:45,400
What's your alimentation like?

675
00:53:48,300 --> 00:53:51,700
- A beautiful chocolate bar,
filled with good milk moss

676
00:53:51,800 --> 00:53:52,800
for your growth

677
00:53:58,300 --> 00:54:00,100
- Could you turn that
music off, it's a pain...

678
00:54:01,600 --> 00:54:03,800
- You're walking on crosses,
This orange juice is fake,

679
00:54:03,900 --> 00:54:06,800
this plate is glued, look,
there's a technician here, look

680
00:54:06,900 --> 00:54:11,600
there are cameras everywhere!
look! look, go away...

681
00:54:15,100 --> 00:54:19,900
ah yeah, look!
look!

682
00:54:26,300 --> 00:54:28,300
what this rails here?!
we'll tumble down!

683
00:54:31,400 --> 00:54:34,100
- Hello girls,
- Hello Jeff

684
00:54:34,200 --> 00:54:36,100
Here, at the Ross and Witchcraft,
the customer is always right

685
00:54:36,200 --> 00:54:37,900
and the customer is you

686
00:54:37,900 --> 00:54:40,200
St�phanie, give me the call!

687
00:54:40,300 --> 00:54:43,300
Yes, Jean-Christian,
how is the little family?

688
00:54:44,900 --> 00:54:46,800
you'll always have
the last word

689
00:54:47,400 --> 00:54:51,000
yes, I read your proposition,
It's really a great idea!

690
00:54:51,200 --> 00:54:53,900
ah yes, it's terrific,
really, good bye!

691
00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:55,700
See you wednesday!

692
00:54:57,000 --> 00:55:00,300
Even if it's not your job,
we'll make you feel important

693
00:55:01,200 --> 00:55:03,100
You won't come to us
by any chance

694
00:55:04,600 --> 00:55:08,300
the World is a concept
and your concept we'll be ours

695
00:55:13,600 --> 00:55:15,100
- It feels good

696
00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:24,300
for my anus, I use RandW, "smell and flavour",
thereby, with one touch

697
00:55:24,600 --> 00:55:27,000
I keep my anus and my breath fresh...

698
00:55:37,700 --> 00:55:46,500
- It's charming... relax, try to
quiet down, it's gonna be allright

699
00:55:46,900 --> 00:55:47,900
try to appease yourself,

700
00:55:49,400 --> 00:55:52,900
I'm here, I'll be just behind
the ambulance...

701
00:55:53,000 --> 00:55:54,700
- He's gonna die!
- it's ok, it's ok,

702
00:55:54,800 --> 00:55:55,800
- He's gonna die!
- Go away, go away!

703
00:55:55,800 --> 00:55:58,500
- Let him breath!
Here we go

704
00:56:01,900 --> 00:56:04,700
- Prepare me some adrenalin,
- block, block

705
00:56:07,400 --> 00:56:08,400
- Charge

706
00:56:42,400 --> 00:56:44,700
- We're loosing him

707
00:57:43,300 --> 00:57:45,000
Octave is back from the dead

708
00:58:04,200 --> 00:58:06,700
To him, life without coca�ne
is nearly a discover

709
00:58:08,400 --> 00:58:10,700
It's a bit like a life
without Tv to others

710
00:58:10,700 --> 00:58:15,100
Everything is slower,
and it quickly gets bored

711
00:58:37,900 --> 00:58:42,100
He tells himself, maybe that's the secret
that would save the world:

712
00:58:42,300 --> 00:58:45,300
accepting boredom

713
00:58:47,500 --> 00:58:50,500
...Not easy...

714
00:59:11,100 --> 00:59:13,600
Jeff never hold a grudge
towards him for the punch

715
00:59:13,700 --> 00:59:16,000
finally, he's nice Jeff

716
00:59:16,100 --> 00:59:18,900
- He looks fine, uh?
- not so much

717
00:59:19,200 --> 00:59:19,800
- yes, he looks fine

718
00:59:19,800 --> 00:59:24,400
Octave and Jeff could die together
it would be good for society

719
00:59:24,700 --> 00:59:30,000
- Octave, you're ok?
You look really well today

720
00:59:30,200 --> 00:59:31,200
it's a pleasure

721
00:59:34,000 --> 00:59:35,400
- it's a pleasure to see you

722
00:59:40,400 --> 00:59:42,100
I have something to tell you

723
00:59:42,200 --> 00:59:44,200
- well, we'll talk in the car

724
00:59:46,800 --> 00:59:48,600
- I take your bag

725
01:00:05,500 --> 01:00:10,300
- him, the Octave's new friend
it's Pyjaman

726
01:00:15,800 --> 01:00:20,200
Marc Maronnier is dead,
Octave and the other humans

727
01:00:20,400 --> 01:00:22,400
from the agency were
shocked by Marc's Suicide

728
01:00:22,600 --> 01:00:26,100
but to say his gesture
surprised them, would be a lie

729
01:00:26,200 --> 01:00:28,700
- I was feeling it comes
- I didn't expected it at all

730
01:00:28,800 --> 01:00:33,900
- I expected it, to speak positive things,
at Madone they are 100%...

731
01:00:34,100 --> 01:00:37,200
At the agency upon Starlight,
everything's going as expected

732
01:00:37,300 --> 01:00:40,100
the train of mediocrity,
hasn't run a minute late

733
01:00:40,300 --> 01:00:42,400
rather, It has even got ahead;

734
01:00:42,400 --> 01:00:43,400
page setting of the dung

735
01:00:43,500 --> 01:00:45,600
presenting at Madone

736
01:00:45,700 --> 01:00:46,700
appreciating at 200%

737
01:00:46,700 --> 01:00:49,300
buying of even more
broadcasting spaces

738
01:00:49,400 --> 01:00:50,400
congratulating

739
01:00:50,500 --> 01:00:51,500
traiting genius

740
01:00:53,600 --> 01:00:56,000
- Sophie, you have news?

741
01:01:00,400 --> 01:01:01,600
- Precisely,
- She went away to Canada,

742
01:01:01,700 --> 01:01:03,000
she has resigned

743
01:01:21,700 --> 01:01:25,700
Marc were fired,
at the agency seminary,

744
01:01:25,900 --> 01:01:29,800
on the beach, on sunset
he shot a bullet in his head

745
01:01:29,900 --> 01:01:33,300
In advertising, when oneself join up
with spacetime's Matrix

746
01:01:33,500 --> 01:01:37,600
there are no articles in the papers,
no half-mast posters,

747
01:01:37,700 --> 01:01:38,700
no souvenir show,

748
01:01:39,900 --> 01:01:42,000
only remains unsold stock options

749
01:01:42,100 --> 01:01:46,200
when a publicist join up god,
he's replaced with an alive publicist

750
01:01:48,200 --> 01:01:50,200
Marc, I'll avenge you

751
01:01:53,600 --> 01:01:55,200
- watch out, it's fragile...

752
01:01:55,200 --> 01:01:56,500
Arriving at the PPM,

753
01:01:56,600 --> 01:02:00,400
PPM it means, in american,
Pre production Meeting

754
01:02:00,500 --> 01:02:05,600
It's to say the last meeting where every
details are decided before the shooting

755
01:02:05,800 --> 01:02:08,400
the meeting syndrome at the top

756
01:02:08,500 --> 01:02:11,500
the one who's just 34 yo, and who
already speaks to herself

757
01:02:11,700 --> 01:02:13,700
it's Fabienne, the tvprod

758
01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:18,400
single under prozac,
she always do her best

759
01:02:18,500 --> 01:02:21,500
it's tiring her enormously,
but so are we,

760
01:02:25,700 --> 01:02:31,400
- Right, before starting that meeting,
I'd like us to have a touched thought

761
01:02:31,700 --> 01:02:36,400
for Marc Maronnier, who left us
tragically some days ago

762
01:02:36,600 --> 01:02:42,800
a though for the great professional
he was, but above all for the man

763
01:02:49,300 --> 01:02:52,500
concerning the Jean Christian's
confirmation mail, shooting list precisions

764
01:02:52,600 --> 01:02:54,900
It was phone contacts for the
shooting, everybody agree with it?

765
01:02:55,000 --> 01:02:57,200
- It must be a yoghurt in the life

766
01:03:00,200 --> 01:03:04,200
moreover, the laptop on the table idea
for the packshot it's perfect, it's modern

767
01:03:04,400 --> 01:03:10,400
It makes it cash...
Giovanni what does he think about it?

768
01:03:11,900 --> 01:03:13,500
- Giovanni M. Dul�re

769
01:03:17,400 --> 01:03:21,600
Him, it's Giovanni Del Toro, he has
been chosen cause he is very pro

770
01:03:24,400 --> 01:03:26,600
translate: he lay down face to the agency

771
01:03:28,700 --> 01:03:31,800
- If everybody agree, we can
proceed to casting now, Charly...

772
01:03:31,900 --> 01:03:36,200
Now at this moment, Customer
must choose the human being

773
01:03:36,400 --> 01:03:38,900
who will better embody his product,
it's always a bit sensitive point

774
01:03:40,100 --> 01:03:43,900
- There are our 2 choices
for the Starlight woman

775
01:03:44,000 --> 01:03:47,900
Jennifer you can reach at 88-60-90

776
01:03:50,400 --> 01:03:52,900
We love her, she is fresh,
she is modern

777
01:03:53,000 --> 01:03:58,100
- What's that mess?
what's that black?

778
01:03:58,300 --> 01:04:01,800
Jeff, restrain your guys, cause
we're again starting whatever off

779
01:04:01,900 --> 01:04:03,600
scuse me, I'm not racist, but no...

780
01:04:03,700 --> 01:04:07,000
at a pinch, the day we bring
a Starlight Chocolate out

781
01:04:07,200 --> 01:04:12,100
why not, but here it's not my fault,
if our youghurt is white

782
01:04:12,300 --> 01:04:15,200
Blacks it's too much segmenting

783
01:04:15,400 --> 01:04:16,400
- it produces too much anxiety

784
01:04:17,100 --> 01:04:20,100
- I'm ok to be open-minded,
but there are limits

785
01:04:21,200 --> 01:04:24,000
- So we reach too much africanity,
not enought francity, we agree?

786
01:04:24,100 --> 01:04:29,800
- too much africanity, not enought...
- africanity not enought francity,

787
01:04:30,700 --> 01:04:33,400
- There, it's better, that's better,

788
01:04:33,500 --> 01:04:36,800
it's even really good,

789
01:04:36,900 --> 01:04:38,800
she is really good that Tarama...

790
01:04:39,000 --> 01:04:40,700
- Tamara
- Yes, Trama...

791
01:04:41,100 --> 01:04:45,700
- Superb, she's totally
in the brand values

792
01:04:56,300 --> 01:04:59,500
- it's Madone proper picture

793
01:04:59,600 --> 01:05:00,600
it's superb

794
01:05:01,800 --> 01:05:04,200
- it's different?
- it's different,

795
01:05:04,300 --> 01:05:06,800
Excuse me, she looks less
prostitute than the previous one

796
01:05:06,900 --> 01:05:07,900
- that's right

797
01:05:09,600 --> 01:05:10,900
- it's completely Starlight

798
01:05:11,000 --> 01:05:16,500
- that's no more and no less than
Jennifer Lopez, more junior, more trendy

799
01:05:16,700 --> 01:05:19,600
- It wouldn't be still
too much africanicity?

800
01:05:22,600 --> 01:05:25,300
- You can brighten her face
a little, in post-prod?

801
01:05:25,400 --> 01:05:28,300
- Completely, we'll rework the tone,
during the calibration, no problem

802
01:05:28,400 --> 01:05:30,900
- Ok Bingo!
That's her

803
01:05:31,100 --> 01:05:32,100
- So, we optionalize it

804
01:05:34,700 --> 01:05:38,600
The meeting lasted 7 hours,
7 hours of jerk-off

805
01:05:38,800 --> 01:05:39,800
with some piece of bravery...

806
01:05:39,800 --> 01:05:41,200
- Gagnant, anything else?

807
01:05:41,300 --> 01:05:42,300
- Eh, yes, important,

808
01:05:45,500 --> 01:05:49,900
- I'd like us to validate the
green density of the lawn, now

809
01:05:50,200 --> 01:05:53,700
Well in brief, it's bootlickin'
it's titillating, it's nit-picking

810
01:05:53,900 --> 01:05:57,600
it's diddling at night,
as usually,

811
01:05:57,700 --> 01:06:02,400
and during hours...
- up, up, down,

812
01:06:04,900 --> 01:06:10,200
right, right, up, up, up,...

813
01:06:10,400 --> 01:06:13,200
It looks like if it were nothing,
that small meeting, to you,

814
01:06:13,300 --> 01:06:15,300
completely surrealist and entertaining

815
01:06:16,100 --> 01:06:17,800
and yet...

816
01:06:17,900 --> 01:06:21,000
- It's not for you, there will
be chocolate, after and before

817
01:06:21,100 --> 01:06:23,200
- not a custard tart!
- it will be after

818
01:06:23,300 --> 01:06:28,700
- Chocolate mousse!
- Stop it kids, stop it,

819
01:06:42,900 --> 01:06:45,100
that's enough kids!

820
01:07:23,300 --> 01:07:27,300
Pay cheaper, cheaper,
it's cheaper for you

821
01:07:48,100 --> 01:07:51,500
- Validated, perfect!

822
01:07:51,600 --> 01:07:55,300
- I think we're totally focused, here
- 7 hours meeting, I think we did a good job

823
01:07:55,500 --> 01:07:59,600
- I personally really enjoyed myself,
- good, there will be fewer

824
01:07:59,700 --> 01:08:01,800
- really, really good meeting, Corinne,
I like a lot your work

825
01:08:01,900 --> 01:08:04,300
- No but my name is Fabienne,
- Welcome at the Ross

826
01:08:04,400 --> 01:08:05,800
- I'm working here for 5 years

827
01:08:05,900 --> 01:08:09,800
- Look at this! Octave is
already set to go to Miami

828
01:08:09,900 --> 01:08:14,000
He has yet his little bag,
bloody Octave!

829
01:09:19,400 --> 01:09:23,200
- Tamara it's really good, honestly,
come on spit!

830
01:09:23,300 --> 01:09:24,900
there, softly...

831
01:09:27,600 --> 01:09:29,400
- Still respect yourself...

832
01:09:33,300 --> 01:09:34,200
it's really good,

833
01:09:34,300 --> 01:09:36,900
but just a little bit
greedier, please,

834
01:09:37,000 --> 01:09:39,500
offer us it, give it to me, greedier,

835
01:09:39,800 --> 01:09:41,900
think about closing your eyes
when swallowing, ok?

836
01:09:42,000 --> 01:09:42,700
- yes,

837
01:09:42,800 --> 01:09:44,600
- One has to feel the
pleasure in your throat

838
01:09:44,700 --> 01:09:45,400
come on, act it for me,

839
01:09:45,500 --> 01:09:49,100
right, cloose you eyes
while swallowing

840
01:09:49,300 --> 01:09:50,300
you take your time,

841
01:09:50,300 --> 01:09:52,200
that was good
what you did in the end

842
01:09:52,400 --> 01:09:55,100
really good, more smiley
at the end than at the start

843
01:09:55,200 --> 01:09:58,100
that's the product benefit, that make
you fresh, happy and blooming, ok?

844
01:09:59,700 --> 01:10:03,800
We're here, we rule,
of course you keep, interior,

845
01:10:03,900 --> 01:10:07,400
but you give to the other, you rule,
you take, without never...

846
01:10:07,600 --> 01:10:11,300
because otherwise we are...
but, rise the product up

847
01:10:11,400 --> 01:10:17,400
there, mysterious, that's right
look at the product, look at us

848
01:10:17,700 --> 01:10:18,900
and offer Starlight!

849
01:10:20,000 --> 01:10:22,900
there that's it!
we do it again

850
01:10:27,600 --> 01:10:28,800
- it's really...

851
01:11:09,700 --> 01:11:12,000
- It's good?
- Huge, nothing to do...

852
01:11:13,100 --> 01:11:15,400
don't you think?
- superb

853
01:11:20,600 --> 01:11:23,200
It was the last take of the day,

854
01:11:23,300 --> 01:11:26,400
and the more important for an ad film;
the packshot

855
01:11:27,900 --> 01:11:35,400
hours of lighting, each minor details
matters, yoghurt choice, the spoon,

856
01:11:38,700 --> 01:11:41,400
In fact the jerk-off Everest

857
01:11:54,100 --> 01:11:56,700
- Best thing is to do a balled up
on Starlight, I think...

858
01:11:56,800 --> 01:11:57,800
- It's really well done!

859
01:11:57,800 --> 01:12:00,200
- All right
- No that's shit and you know it,

860
01:12:00,300 --> 01:12:02,100
you see the two fuckers, there?

861
01:12:05,800 --> 01:12:07,800
- I've always known we
could count on him

862
01:12:07,800 --> 01:12:09,900
- I want make them cry,
after the take,

863
01:12:10,000 --> 01:12:12,100
you hang on the chief
cameraman for 10 minutes

864
01:12:12,200 --> 01:12:13,700
we'll shoot our version

865
01:12:13,800 --> 01:12:15,700
a stuff never done before

866
01:12:15,800 --> 01:12:17,900
a commando operation

867
01:12:17,900 --> 01:12:20,200
- With what he put in his turbinate bone,
he won't go far...

868
01:12:20,300 --> 01:12:26,600
- It's an artist, it works
like that artists,

869
01:12:26,900 --> 01:12:33,200
simple customer,
we'll find another one

870
01:12:38,000 --> 01:12:40,500
Octave I wanted to tell you
how much you impressed me

871
01:12:40,700 --> 01:12:44,400
Thank you, Octave, thank you
for your involvement

872
01:12:44,600 --> 01:12:50,400
I know this script wasn't
your favourite...

873
01:12:50,600 --> 01:12:53,500
You played the game
as a great professional

874
01:12:53,600 --> 01:12:57,900
Obviously, Alfred Dul�re
is a bick prick even abroad

875
01:12:58,100 --> 01:13:00,800
- See you soon,
- See you very soon

876
01:13:00,900 --> 01:13:03,200
- So, we've got a plane to take

877
01:13:03,300 --> 01:13:05,500
- Yes, didn't you want
to salute Tamara?

878
01:13:05,600 --> 01:13:09,600
- oh, yes Tamara... yes,
Gagnant! I leave you my house keys

879
01:13:09,800 --> 01:13:10,800
details Diana, details!

880
01:13:10,800 --> 01:13:14,400
- Buddy come see, you're ready?
- yes

881
01:13:14,700 --> 01:13:15,700
- You're ready?
- Yes

882
01:13:15,700 --> 01:13:21,200
- Wait, wait, They propose us
the creative director post

883
01:13:21,400 --> 01:13:24,800
250.000 F per month, plus expense claims,
paid apartment, company porsches

884
01:13:25,000 --> 01:13:28,300
company bitches, stock options,
well there, coke that's the Everest

885
01:13:28,400 --> 01:13:31,100
- No
- But yes, you must say yes!

886
01:13:31,200 --> 01:13:33,900
- No, no, no
- Why?

887
01:13:34,000 --> 01:13:37,900
- Because I got more turn-on,
more revolutionary

888
01:13:38,100 --> 01:13:40,500
- That's what?
- After...

889
01:13:43,100 --> 01:13:44,700
- We shot the pack

890
01:13:44,800 --> 01:13:47,600
no, skip it, this movie is shit

891
01:13:52,800 --> 01:13:55,900
- But it's important, the packshot!
- After Fabienne, after

892
01:14:02,900 --> 01:14:06,700
US

893
01:14:10,400 --> 01:14:11,900
Wa have succeeded

894
01:14:11,900 --> 01:14:15,600
Our version was in the can,
we were kings, we were the strongest

895
01:14:16,800 --> 01:14:19,400
Here it is, I was cameback

896
01:16:11,100 --> 01:16:16,700
- That's weird, that stuff
don't go forth anymore

897
01:17:06,700 --> 01:17:08,900
- Try again

898
01:18:51,900 --> 01:18:55,500
- May I serve you something?
Tea, coffee?

899
01:19:01,200 --> 01:19:03,500
Madam, sir, would you like a drink?

900
01:19:07,200 --> 01:19:09,000
I stayed cloistered at home,

901
01:19:09,300 --> 01:19:11,800
crying and systematicly stumbling
upon Sophie's answerphone

902
01:19:12,300 --> 01:19:15,600
In the meantime, Charly, that fuckhead,
had already answered for us both,

903
01:19:15,800 --> 01:19:18,400
I just had to sign the papers

904
01:19:18,500 --> 01:19:24,700
visually, Creative Director
initials, it makes D.C.

905
01:19:24,900 --> 01:19:25,900
Young blood at R.andW.

906
01:19:26,000 --> 01:19:28,700
- ahh, you're no dorks!
You could have smiled a bit more,

907
01:19:28,800 --> 01:19:30,200
but you are no dorks!

908
01:19:30,200 --> 01:19:35,700
It's in the whole Ross' Name, I raise
my glass to our new two Creative Directors:

909
01:19:36,000 --> 01:19:38,300
Octave and Charly

910
01:19:40,500 --> 01:19:44,500
Yes Stephanie, wait, speak louder...
- Come on,

911
01:19:44,700 --> 01:19:45,800
- What the cops!?
- have a drink

912
01:19:48,200 --> 01:19:51,300
- Well, ok, let them come up, yeah

913
01:19:52,900 --> 01:19:58,500
Police wants to see you,
They're coming up

914
01:20:09,700 --> 01:20:13,700
- Hello,
- Hello Octave, Mrs and Mr. Lacase

915
01:20:13,900 --> 01:20:15,500
on the phone, Sophie's parents

916
01:20:15,500 --> 01:20:16,700
- Oh hi, how are you?

917
01:20:16,800 --> 01:20:21,600
- Inspector Parretti, we come for
Octave Parengo and Charly

918
01:20:21,800 --> 01:20:24,200
- We heard your messages,
on Sophie's mobile phone

919
01:20:24,300 --> 01:20:27,500
and we don't well understand

920
01:20:27,600 --> 01:20:29,900
our daughter commited suicide,
Octave

921
01:20:30,100 --> 01:20:31,100
- Wanted for murder

922
01:20:34,700 --> 01:20:37,500
- it's because of you,
She commited suicide in Senegal

923
01:20:37,600 --> 01:20:41,000
with her friend, Marc,
you understand?

924
01:20:41,100 --> 01:20:44,000
She fired a gun's bullet in her face, Octave
- I understand

925
01:20:52,700 --> 01:20:54,900
- It's better, I can
eventually call you back?

926
01:20:55,000 --> 01:20:57,000
cause I'm here at
a meeting now,

927
01:20:57,100 --> 01:20:59,800
I can't really answer you,
I call you back on Tuesday

928
01:21:00,000 --> 01:21:04,100
ok? kisses...
- Octave you're fired!

929
01:21:04,200 --> 01:21:07,600
- Now it's too late, it had to be
done earlier, I'm sorry...

930
01:21:07,800 --> 01:21:10,200
- This boy is a real shit

931
01:21:10,300 --> 01:21:13,400
- what are you doing here?
- I quit my life, by myself!

932
01:21:13,500 --> 01:21:15,100
- Get him! he's buggering off!

933
01:21:15,200 --> 01:21:17,300
- Wait, it's ok, it's ok
- Get him!

934
01:21:20,400 --> 01:21:22,300
- it's allright

935
01:21:27,400 --> 01:21:29,700
- I've an idea, I gonna...

936
01:21:30,400 --> 01:21:31,800
- You stay here!

937
01:22:08,200 --> 01:22:09,800
- It's locked!

938
01:22:26,400 --> 01:22:29,900
- Tamara, Alfred,
Alfred Dul�re,

939
01:22:30,000 --> 01:22:32,900
Tell-me, would you fancy
a small dinner at the silver tower,

940
01:22:33,100 --> 01:22:37,100
one of these evenings?
And I have a little surprise for you

941
01:22:40,500 --> 01:22:42,200
- Put your gun away

942
01:22:45,300 --> 01:22:47,300
- Parengo don't mess up!

943
01:22:50,100 --> 01:22:53,900
Come back Parengo!
don't do it, I tell you!

944
01:23:23,900 --> 01:23:26,400
Give me your hand,
stop that!

945
01:23:57,200 --> 01:24:02,000
everything is temporary:
Love, Art, planet Earth

946
01:24:02,200 --> 01:24:04,600
you, me

947
01:24:05,700 --> 01:24:07,000
particulary me.

948
01:24:22,300 --> 01:24:26,200
PROJECTION TEST
You're part of a pre-test panel

949
01:24:26,300 --> 01:24:30,500
Option END n�2

950
01:24:39,000 --> 01:24:43,100
- Octave, fuck, I am in a mid-bad,
enormous... I'm not fine at all

951
01:24:43,300 --> 01:24:48,600
- Yes good evening, do you want
champagne? Amuse la bouche?

952
01:24:50,000 --> 01:24:51,200
- Thanks madam,

953
01:24:52,500 --> 01:24:54,700
- I didn't come here to croak with you,

954
01:24:54,800 --> 01:24:58,300
There's a little girl waiting for me
in Marocco, all I do is for her

955
01:25:00,100 --> 01:25:01,100
- What's that?

956
01:25:01,600 --> 01:25:05,400
- Vomit, you both swallowed
this shit together

957
01:25:12,800 --> 01:25:14,900
- You puked on yourselves

958
01:25:27,400 --> 01:25:31,300
- Fuck, Octave, I believed
we had killed people

959
01:25:31,500 --> 01:25:34,900
I believed we were pursued by the cops,
I was too scared, no joke...

960
01:25:35,000 --> 01:25:38,200
- Me too,
- Come here

961
01:25:49,800 --> 01:25:53,900
At this instant, we were beautiful inside
but pitiful outside...

962
01:26:00,800 --> 01:26:03,000
- Stop laughing, fuck!

963
01:26:06,200 --> 01:26:09,900
Deep inside us, very deeply,
it was a new birth

964
01:26:10,900 --> 01:26:13,300
The universe was offering
us a second chance

965
01:26:15,000 --> 01:26:16,800
- Thank you
- And there are your baggages...

966
01:26:16,900 --> 01:26:18,800
- No, that's fine, I'll take it,
thank you

967
01:26:30,100 --> 01:26:35,000
Dul�re had to be blast,
then disapear, very quickly

968
01:26:35,200 --> 01:26:38,100
To help me realeasing the commercial,
I connected the AAF guys,

969
01:26:38,200 --> 01:26:42,500
the Anti-Ads Front, a secret activist
small group, Charly dug out on internet

970
01:26:42,700 --> 01:26:44,900
- You behave, exactely like them, here...
Watch out seb...

971
01:26:45,000 --> 01:26:46,000
- Like them, Why?

972
01:26:46,100 --> 01:26:48,600
- Excuse me to tell you that, but you
do verbal marketing here

973
01:26:48,700 --> 01:26:51,100
- Wait, I'm doing verbal marketing?!
You know what you're sayin here?

974
01:26:51,200 --> 01:26:53,700
- A terrorist attack should be tried

975
01:26:53,800 --> 01:26:57,300
Like Hud, he had got a good job,
at the Channel 1 Ad section

976
01:26:57,400 --> 01:26:59,600
it's him who has broadcasted
the film on live...

977
01:27:02,500 --> 01:27:08,200
Here it is, Octave is dead,
and so is his car

978
01:27:30,800 --> 01:27:35,200
But I couldn't leave this world,
without savouring my victory

979
01:27:45,900 --> 01:27:47,000
- Excuse me president...

980
01:27:47,100 --> 01:27:53,000
Yes? Well, ok, of course...

981
01:27:54,100 --> 01:27:56,500
you can turn on the
television on first channel?

982
01:27:56,600 --> 01:27:57,800
- My pleasure, mister

983
01:27:57,900 --> 01:28:00,900
- it's good, we're watching
- Here it is, thank you,

984
01:28:01,000 --> 01:28:03,000
it will be awesome,
director!

985
01:28:07,700 --> 01:28:08,600
We'll rip it up!

986
01:28:08,700 --> 01:28:11,700
Tests are super positives,
I think we can say it,

987
01:28:11,800 --> 01:28:17,400
- Yes my dear
- Finally, They're friendly,

988
01:28:17,800 --> 01:28:21,100
and we live strong things

989
01:28:28,100 --> 01:28:31,000
- Look my dear, I think
it's going to begin

990
01:29:11,000 --> 01:29:14,600
- Sorry; I feel stupid, I'll do it again
- Hello, here it's Starlight

991
01:29:14,700 --> 01:29:17,900
a new diet yoghurt, that's strictly
without any relevance

992
01:29:20,000 --> 01:29:22,300
So why are we trying
to sell it to you?

993
01:29:22,400 --> 01:29:26,300
because we've got goals,
we have numbers to make

994
01:29:26,500 --> 01:29:28,900
What did you think?
You think we're having fun, here?

995
01:29:29,000 --> 01:29:31,000
- You know how much costs
30 sec of peoples brain

996
01:29:31,100 --> 01:29:33,500
who's watching tv at this hour?
400.000 F

997
01:29:33,600 --> 01:29:36,200
So how do we do?
With what do we pay this?

998
01:29:36,200 --> 01:29:37,900
and our executives,
how do we pay them?

999
01:29:37,900 --> 01:29:40,800
Wait, our CEO for example,
which salary is nearly closed

1000
01:29:41,000 --> 01:29:43,000
Burkina Faso PIB, eh?

1001
01:29:43,000 --> 01:29:44,600
What do we pay him with?
Where do we find the cash?

1002
01:29:44,700 --> 01:29:46,500
And our shareholders?
the investors?

1003
01:29:46,600 --> 01:29:49,100
How we do? How we do?
How we do?

1004
01:29:49,300 --> 01:29:50,400
- Fuck that's disgusting!

1005
01:29:50,400 --> 01:29:53,400
So now, turn your lil'tv off,
take your lil'coin holder,

1006
01:29:53,600 --> 01:29:55,300
and go directly to the
supermarket to sell off stocks,

1007
01:29:55,300 --> 01:29:57,300
12.000 tons are to gobble up!

1008
01:30:25,800 --> 01:30:30,200
Madone, buy it, otherwise
it won't sell up

1009
01:30:30,400 --> 01:30:32,900
Who is slim in his head?

1010
01:30:53,300 --> 01:30:55,700
- Anyway, we can't say you give
your customers shit...

1011
01:31:21,100 --> 01:31:28,200
I was savouring my revolution,
I was disappearing... Far

1012
01:31:32,200 --> 01:31:33,700
learn to live differently

1013
01:31:36,300 --> 01:31:38,600
My friend Pyjaman told
me about the jungle

1014
01:39:49,900 --> 01:39:54,500
Each year, the world-wide budget

1015
01:39:54,700 --> 01:39:57,500
spent on advertising
arise 500 billion dollars.

1016
01:39:58,000 --> 01:40:00,700
An UN study estimate that
only 10% of that ammount


